Swimming with the chicken of the Sea

I'm Shokry the Wannabe
I like to sit in the afternoon on the front porch for tea
I'm a pretentious stuck up nobody
I'm swimming with the chicken of the sea

1 and a 2 and a 3 ...c'mon jump with me
lose those annoying calories
We have to conform to the universal image
We have to swim with the chicken of the sea

Today i changed the font size on a report no one will ever read
I'm labeled as productive george around an office of geeks
work is fun when you set yourself free
and swim with the chicken of the sea

White wine goes with fish and red wine goes with beef
I only visit gourmet restaurants where they tell me "bon appetit"
What can i say i appreciate good food and service
Just as i swim with the chicken of the sea

My boss is the greatest man..who sticks it to me whenever he cans
I tell him he's my ideal model in humanity
and i carry his groceries home for him and take his kids to the nursery
I'm swimming with the chicken of the sea