don't you wanna be happy

He was a priest
HE was also a human being
When he was a kid he used to get teased by people, and had so many pranks played on him, and was the subject of so many wedgies, he can't even remember
Everyone around him was happy
except him
happiness tanslated to testing your limits, be it physical, mental or social, of which he had none
untill that one day the biggest prank in history was played on him
he thought he'd finally be happy and accepted
he thought life had finally smiled at him and was accepted in society, and now he'd be invited to every party, and spend hours on the phone with hot girls, and have exciting adventures and just be stupid and have fun
but it wasn't the case
he can still remember what it felt like standing infront of all those parents with nothing on but a pink toto
Ah! yes! those girls who talked them into it were the creme de la creme of the school, and it was nothing but a little costume party and he thought they were hot for him, and just had weird fantasies, so he rolled along
but from that moment on, his quest for happiness took a different turn
he got his happiness from getting revenge
but not revenge at those who killed him
but at anyone who looked seemingly like them
he would push them to righteousness and earn their trust
then ravish them and unleas his deepest demons upon them
OH! waht joy that brought to his sick poor heart
to him it was no different than anyone else in life
everyone sought the same thing,
happiness
it just came in different packaging
and his was different and offensie to some, but nonetheless the objective was all the same