Sunday, December 16, 2007

AA

There once lived an Above Average Aged Man, in an Above Average Land, His height and weight were Above Average, and so was his IQ

He Went to an Above Average School, and graduated with Above Average Grades

He Worked in an Above Average company, and received an Above Average Salary

He had an Above Average car, and lived in an Above Average house

He had an Above Average number of friends, with whom he discussed Above Average intellectual issues

He liked Above Average music, and spoke an Above Average number of languages with an Above Average fluency

His skills were all Above Average too,

He struggled an Above Average Struggle to maintain his Above Average Life

Untill one time he saw an Excellent opportunity, Suited for an Excellent Candidate, an opportunity that would lead consequently to an Excellent life

So our Above Average Man, went to the Excellent place to seek the Excellent opportunity and he met with Excellent people, who assessed his abilities based on their Excellent Assessment Skills and Found our Above Average Man to be an Above Average Man

The Excellent people had an Excellent Debate together, about whether the Above average Man and his Above Average World Will pull their Excellent World down, or Will the Excellent World pull the Above Average Man Up

The Excellent Verdict was passed by the Excellent People upon the Above Average Man, that he was not an Excellent Man fitting enough of their Excellent Plans

The Above Average Man was shocked, and he was worried his shock would lead him into falling to becoming an Average Man, or rise above to become an Excellent Man,

The Above Average Man noticed that his convictions kept fluctuating high and low, and his dreams were as changing as a sinusoidal wave, and so the Above Average Man understands that the change that's happening is only to maintain his Above Average Status in its location, and stabilize the Above Average curse on his Above Average Soul in his Above Average Life in this Above Average Story

1 comments:

Mohannad Faried said...

*applause*
*encore applause*
*even more applause*

one of your best.