Once upon a time in Sahloul Land

Once upon a time, there lived creatures called the Sahlouls, they were the decedandants of several ancient civilizations and travellers who had crossed their land, the Shalouls, were very peacful people, and they only wanted to eat, drink, sleep and live in peace while singing their song "We are the Sahlouls ....do to us what you please...........we are the sahlouls ........we want to live in peace"...and so the Sahlouls were governed by several rulers for many thousands of years, and incidently all those rulers shared one common thing, they shared this song "We are the Sahloul Masters....We'll do to them what we please .......We'll use them to our advantage.... and give them misery"

The Sahlouls never objected to any of their rulers, untill one of the Sahlouls got really fed up and led all the Sahlouls into believeing they were empowered and should take control of their own destiny, and they all stood with him against the evil Sahloul master, but surprisingly that new visionary Sahloul, Became a master Sahloul himself, and started singing the same song "We are the Sahloul Masters....We'll do to them what we please .......We'll use them to our advantage.... and give them misery"

This new change triggered absolutely no difference to the Sahlouls misery, they remained miserable and used under the cruel Master Sahloul's Rulings, and one master after the other the sahlouls suffered waiting for new hope, currently their latest Sahloul Master is uneducated, untrained, but just knows the song "We are the Sahloul Masters....We'll do to them what we please .......We'll use them to our advantage.... and give them misery"

The Sahloul college professors analyzed for years and years, was it the Sahlouls'songs which made their master sing his, or was it the Sahloul Land that opened his eyes to such exploitational opportunities, what was the corelation and what was the cause of which.

The current Sahloul Master's strategy is usually as follows, he shouts whenever something goes wrong, and smiles whenever a foreign sahloul comes to the Sahlolia (The COuntry) , that has been basically his strategy since ruling Sahlolia, he also has some advisors referred to as the Wealouls which are a cross between weasels and Sahlouls, specifically bred to serve the purposes of the Master Sahloul (or at least seem to do so) and also Serve the purposes of the Sahlouls themselves (or at least seem to do so)

One day the Wealoul went to the MAster Sahloul alarmed and told him "Master ....Master.....your son wishes to have an appartment in the country but they're all taken because of the cheap prices" The Master Sahloul is Furious "Well! Raise the prices of raw material, so that houses would become more expensive and my son would get all the appartments he wants".... a couple of months later ..... the Wealoul goes to the master alarmed"Master Master ..... according to our statistics and due to your wisdom...the number of marriages have decreased and so we may look at the end of the population explosion" Master Sahloul was very happy ... a couple of years later ... the Sahloul's Chief Police Officer came alarmed to the Master "MAster ....Master .... The Sahlouls have gine crazy....there are crimes everywhere and mass rape in the streets of women..." Master Sahloul started scratching his head trying to summon the intelligence from the lice living in his wig but at no avail ... and then he reaches a brilliant conclusion "Chief Police Sahloul I want you to arrest all the angry and rapist people and put them in cold cells with no windows and have big ugly guys rape them and humiliate them day and night...that will fix the problem"....1 year later the Wealoul arrives worried and anxiously told the Master Wealoul "Master ....Master ... there has been bombing and people killed by the people you have ordered us to put in cells and rape" Master Wealoul reached again for his lice to summon some intelligence and told the Wealoul..."I want you to put plants along the road to the explosion, and clean it properly for all the foreign visitors, and i want you to arrest everyone living close to the explosion and to rape them and humiliate them all...but start with the elderly first".....One YEar Later Master Sahloul Finds his Wealoul coming to him hurriedly "Master Sahloul >aster Sahloul ..............there have been three explosions ..... what can we do ...what can we do"Master Sahloul Stood Up Quicly Reached for his wig, and Yealled at the Wealoul "SUmmon my hairdresser immediately and my manicurist and put plants along the road and clean it all the way to explosion, i will have to call a meeting quickly with a lot of important people ... hmmmm let's call it a peace conference"....after the meeting the Master Sahloul is cornered into siding with the wrong people ...which causes more violence..... now i want you to tell me which do you think is the right course of action to fix the sahlouls life:

1. Replace the Lice on the Master Sahloul's Wig with more intelligent lice
2. Replace the Wig of the Master Sahloul
3. Replace the Wealouls
4. Leave Sahloulia to the Master Sahloul to live there alone
5. Continue being angry and getting raped by the Master Sahloul's minions
6. The Sahlouls should change their song
7. The Master Sahlouls should change his song
8. ......i'm all out of ideas here

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The world and all there is

The people and who they are

Have changed!

The lighter side of life

Hey! there stranger whoever you are
you're not too close but you sure ain't far
I've got a little tip for you which you'll thank me for
forget it all...and take a walk with me on the lighter side of life

We'll laugh and sing to our heart's content
We'll jump and play and just get wet

We'll have pizza for breakfast.. and icecream all day
We'll meet new people and perform on stage

We'll go on a trip with whomever you like
We'll joke and laugh and sleep outside
We'll take our chances and test our luck
We'll get really stupid take off our tops

Let's take a walk on the lighter side of life

We'll buy ourselves gifts and then act surprised
We'll pretend we've got everything that money can't buy

We'll sing in the bathroom and imagine we're stars

We'll paste wings on and pretend to fly

We'll sell our laughter to buy some time

We'll sell our time to buy some smiles

We'll be walking on the lighter side of life

Come one now...walk with me
so gracefully
under the rain and beneath the tree
we'll dance all night joyfully
to the tunes of my
....light melody

selling airfresheners on the sidewalk

Hi! there, my name is side-walk joey... that's just my name
I sell magic air fresheners in aerosol cans... that's my game

My products are popular in a lot of tense areas around the globe
whenever tension fills the air... it's were my air freshsener goes

it's quick...painless...kills all germs and smoke
It comes in pine...lavendar...and old solid oak

I don't car for complaints ...some people don't want the sidewalk guy making it big
I got an A grade product here...... it ain't my fault if you don't dig

It was tested and validated in Vietnam, Kuwait, Iraq and Sudan
The tests were witnessed by every woman child and man who can understand

I'm joey .... the sidewalk man... i'm here to make a deal ... i hope you understand

The match begins

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand both teams are rallying up their fans in preparation fo the match as the world waits with burning anticipation.

The Irani team send Najadi out to Venzeuela on the opponent's court to rally up fans and sends his guys to Saudi to ensure the Irani defense will not be breached any closer then they thought , and the US quickly resposnds by Sending their attacker Miss rice to Egypt, Saudi and Kuwait to rally fans their in response.

An as the israelis are eating their corn dogs with one hand and Sending SMS messages to Bush with the other about the game plan, Najadi is playing the american media game, while trying to show up on every show in every language possible to grab the audience's attention to his planned moves and game tactics.

The US respond to NAjadi's move by finally releasing the new american military plan in Iraq in all cinemas and DVD stores near you.

And as all the audience are awaiting the whistle.............. no one knows why the game is going on,.... but its a sunday ...and what can be more fun than seeing Wars, Invasions and Innocent people murdered on TV, this is the US's latest invention, no need for effects, no need for gizmos, why pay so much money for creating fake action, when we can spend almost the same money and see it live!....those middle easteners and their lives are worth to their governments less than that of an extra on any of the movies, s why don't we just pay them and have their people take part in our beautiful, magnificently thrilling creation

.....Let's all watch..... It's gonna be so much fun this time

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